Monday, July 12, 2010
Small children, fire, and life lessons
Why does fiesta jesus reference the sweaty breasts crack? Well I'll tell ya. The other day, I had on a tank top and I had stuck a lighter in between the girls.....for, you know, lighting citronella candles and such as. Anyway, I was leaning over helping my four year old do something and she grabs the lighter and yells "MOM! DID YOU KNOW YOU HAVE A LIGHTER IN YOUR BREASTS CRACK!" and then she smells it. She hands it back and says: "It smells like sweat" and then she ran off. Lesson from psalm 33:4 Do not let small children grab indiscriminately at your girlie parts. Amen.